FAQ

Daytime questions, answered as they are answered in the thread

Is there a parlour or a salon in Amsterdam I can walk into?

Not here, and it is worth saying plainly because a good number of people arrive on this site looking for premises with a door on a street. There is no building, no reception and no address to visit. Everything is outcall: the session happens in the hotel room or the apartment you have already booked, and a therapist travels to it. If a walk in place is genuinely what you are after, this is not it, and reading that now saves you an afternoon.

Is the afternoon actually a normal time to book this?

It is the time this site was built around. A late morning after a slow start, the stretch from one to four, the free Saturday afternoon before an evening that already has plans in it: those are ordinary bookings rather than unusual ones. Nothing about the hour has to be explained in the first message and nothing about it changes the figure.

How long does she take to arrive in the middle of the day?

Forty to sixty minutes to anywhere in central Amsterdam, counted from the moment the booking is agreed rather than from the moment you first wrote. Daytime traffic is heavier than night traffic, so plan against the far end of the window rather than the near one. Schiphol and the airport hotels sit outside it and are arranged on their own, with the journey time agreed with you before anything is fixed.

What about housekeeping? My room gets cleaned in the middle of the day.

Hang the do not disturb sign as soon as the booking is confirmed rather than when she knocks, and if the building lets you say so at the desk, decline service for the day on your way out in the morning. Housekeeping works most floors between roughly nine and three, and a cleaner arriving in the middle of a booked hour is the one avoidable problem a daytime session has that an evening one does not.

Is there a daytime rate or a discount before the evening?

No, because only one tariff was ever written. One hour with one therapist is 180 euros, ninety minutes 270, two hours 360, three hours 540 and the eight hour block 1,250. A pair of therapists attending one guest comes to 360 an hour between them. For a couple it is 360 an hour with one therapist and 720 with a therapist each. The day of the week changes none of it, and nothing is added for her journey inside the ring.

What belongs in a first message?

Four things: where you are, what hour you want in Amsterdam time, how long for, and one therapist or two. A district is enough for the address at first, with the building and the room number following once you have them. If there are two of you in the room, that belongs in the first line as well, because it changes the arrangement and not only the figure.

Which bookings carry a deposit?

Half the figure confirms a booking made more than twenty-four hours before its start, an eight hour block, any booking with two therapists, any room at Schiphol or an airport hotel, a peak date, a session of three hours or longer, and a first booking with the house. One booking carries nothing in advance: a returning guest asking for an hour or two the same day, at a city address, settles the whole figure on arrival.

How does the half travel, and how is the rest of it settled?

Half goes ahead by card, Revolut, Wise or crypto, and the details for doing it live inside the confirmed thread rather than on any page here. PayPal and bank transfer do not feature. The balance is settled once she is in the room, in cash, and the figure agreed when the booking was made is the figure that applies.

What happens to the deposit if I call the afternoon off?

A deposit is not returned as a matter of course. What is kept is the share of the fee already earned when your message lands: nothing at all more than twenty-four hours ahead, half of the deposit inside the last twenty-four hours while she has not yet left, and the whole of it once she is on her way. If the hour is taken by somebody else, it comes back in full, and if you can show the loss was smaller than the share kept, only the smaller share is kept. A cancellation never turns into a claim for anything beyond that.

I have no deposit on my booking. What does cancelling cost me?

Nothing at all if you write before she has set out. Once she is already crossing the city, it costs the share of the fee her journey represents and nothing beyond it. That is the whole of it, and the same holds whether the hour was at noon or at midnight.

Can I move an afternoon booking to another day?

One move is free, provided the request reaches the thread more than twenty-four hours before the booked time and the new date falls within fourteen days. The deposit travels across intact. A second move, or one asked for inside the final day, is read on the notice scale exactly as a cancellation sent at that moment would be, and whatever the scale does not keep goes on to the new date.

Can I book for later the same afternoon?

Yes, and a good share of the bookings here are made two or three hours ahead. What needs more notice is anything with moving parts: two therapists, a long block, a particular name, or an address out at Schiphol. If any of those matter to you, write in the morning rather than at the moment the afternoon comes free.

I have three hours held for two in the afternoon and I want to drop it at nine that morning. What does that cost?

Three hours for one guest is EUR 540, so EUR 270 went first. Nine in the morning falls inside the last twenty-four hours but she has not left yet, which puts EUR 135 with the house as fee already earned and sends EUR 135 back to you. Had the message come the previous morning, the whole EUR 270 would have returned. Had it come at twenty to two, with her already on her way across town, all EUR 270 would have stayed, unless somebody else took the hour, in which case it goes back whole. And if you can show the loss was smaller than the share kept, only that smaller figure stays.

It is eleven in the morning, I have never used this house before, and I want ninety minutes at two. Does anything travel first?

Yes, half of it, and for one reason on its own: this is your first booking here, and a first booking asks for a deposit whatever the hour and however close it sits. Ninety minutes is EUR 270, so EUR 135 is asked for once the afternoon is agreed in the thread, by card or, if you would rather, by Revolut, Wise or crypto. Because the session runs the same day, you also write in that thread that you want it carried out at once. The second half, EUR 135, is settled on arrival. On a later trip, a same-day hour or two at a city address is paid entirely on arrival.

I cut a two hour afternoon short after fifty minutes. Does the rest come back?

No. A session closed early, for whatever reason and by either side, stays payable for the time that was held. Both hours were kept aside for you, she travelled out to reach you, and the remainder cannot be offered to anybody else at three in the afternoon. Past the fee for the time held, there is nothing further to settle. If you already know before she leaves that one hour suits you better than two, say so in the thread and the booking simply becomes an hour at EUR 180.

In the middle of the afternoon, who decides what a session includes?

She does, and the hour of the day has nothing to do with it. Her limits belong to her, she says what they are at the start of the visit in her own words, and they hold until she leaves. She can decline a booking at any stage, before it is agreed or after, and owes nobody an explanation for it. Ending a visit is hers to do as well, at whatever point she chooses. Press against a limit she has already named and the afternoon ends there: the fee for the reserved time stands, nothing further is added, and the terms say the same thing in colder language.

Will she ask to see identification at the door in daylight?

She may, and a bright corridor changes none of it. Whoever books and everyone else in the room has to be twenty-one or over, so a photo document can be asked for on the doorstep. She looks at it once and hands it straight back in the same movement. Nothing is copied, photographed or written down anywhere. If the question of who is in the room cannot be settled, she leaves before the session begins, which the age statement sets out in full.

What does she look like arriving at a hotel at two in the afternoon?

Like a guest. She comes in street clothes with a small bag, crosses the lobby at ordinary speed and goes to the lift without stopping at the desk unless your building requires visitors to be announced, in which case tell her so in the thread beforehand. Daylight is easier than people expect on this point: a busy lobby in the middle of the day notices far less than a quiet one at three in the morning, because there is more of everything going on.

I asked for one woman and she is not free. What comes back?

The reply tells you she is not free at that hour and says who is. Nothing is decided on your behalf and no substitute is put in her place: you read the names, look at the roster again if you want to, and say what you would like. Plenty of guests hold the name and move the hour instead, which is often the simpler move when the afternoon is flexible and the preference is not.

Can I book a particular woman for the same hour every afternoon of my trip?

You can ask, and it is arranged more often than you would think, because a run of afternoons agreed in one message is easier on her diary than four separate requests. Each afternoon is still its own booking at its own figure, and the deposit rule is read against each of them. Ask at the start of the trip rather than on the second day, since by then the hours have usually gone.

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