Amsterdam erotic massages when your evenings are already taken
Some trips have no evenings in them at all. There is a dinner on Monday with the team, a client on Tuesday, a brother in law on Wednesday who has been planning it since March, and a flight on Thursday morning. Nothing in that week is free after six. The afternoons, on the other hand, are entirely yours.
The trip where the evenings belong to other people
It is a common shape and almost nobody writes copy for it, because the assumption is always that a visitor's own time starts when the working day ends. On plenty of trips the reverse is true. The working day ends and the social obligation begins, and the two of them together run from nine in the morning until eleven at night with one gap in the middle. That gap is not a consolation prize. It is three or four hours in a room nobody else has a key to, in a quiet part of the building's day, with no one expecting anything of you until you walk downstairs at seven.
Finding the gap in a week that looks full
Look at the diary rather than the day. A week of committed evenings almost always has one afternoon with nothing hard in it: the day the client meeting finishes at noon, the day before the flight, the Friday where everyone else has gone home. That is the afternoon to use, and it is worth identifying on the Sunday before rather than at two o'clock on the day. Agreeing an hour three days out means a particular name is likely to be available, and it means the booking is not competing with your own indecision at the point where the afternoon finally comes free.
An hour that has to hand you back in good condition
This is the constraint that makes these bookings different. The evening is not optional and you have to be present in it: alert, articulate, and not visibly in the condition of someone who has spent two hours being oiled in a dark room. Say so in the first message, plainly, and the length and the format are chosen against it. Sixty or ninety minutes of sensual massage leaves people loose and awake. A long, slow, deep session at four in the afternoon does the opposite, and the guest who books three hours before a client dinner has made a scheduling mistake rather than a booking one.
What to avoid before a dinner you cannot move
Gel and foam formats, because the rinse is inside the booked time and a hurried shower is a poor end to either. Anything three hours or longer, unless the evening is genuinely undemanding. Two hours of tantra, which is a wonderful afternoon and not a preparation for conversation with clients. What works instead is short and warm: an hour, oil, unhurried but not slow, finished by half past five with the room already back to normal. That is the booking this kind of week is built for.
The room, and the people you are travelling with
On a trip where the evenings belong to colleagues, some of those colleagues are in the same hotel. The middle of the afternoon is when that matters less than at any other point of the day, because the building is empty between two and five and full again at six. She arrives in street clothes with a small bag and crosses the lobby like any other visitor, and if your building asks for visitors to be announced at the desk, say so in the thread and it is handled before she arrives rather than at the door. Hang the sign as soon as the booking is confirmed, since housekeeping works the floors across the middle of the day.
Several afternoons in one week
It is asked for more often than you would expect, and it is easier to arrange as one conversation than as four separate ones. Name the afternoons at the start of the trip, with the hours you think you can hold, and the reply says which of them work. Each afternoon remains its own booking at its own figure, and the deposit rule is read against each one separately rather than across the set. The advantage of asking early is simply diary arithmetic: a particular name across three afternoons of one week is a request that Monday can answer and Thursday usually cannot.
Arrival, and the window that does not move
Forty to sixty minutes to anywhere in central Amsterdam, from the moment the booking is agreed rather than from your first message. Daytime traffic means the far end of that window is the honest one to plan against. There are no premises and nobody sets out from an office, so the journey begins wherever she lives: Oud-Zuid, the Jordaan, the centre or De Pijp for this roster. Nothing is charged for the journey inside the ring. Schiphol and the airport hotels sit outside the window and are arranged on their own, with the journey time agreed before anything is fixed, which matters on the day before an early flight.
The figures, and what half of them confirms
One therapist for an hour is 180 euros, for ninety minutes 270, for two hours 360, for three hours 540, and for the eight hour block 1,250. Two therapists attending one guest is 360 an hour, a couple with a single therapist 360 an hour, and a couple taking one each 720. There is no afternoon rate. Half the figure confirms a booking made more than twenty-four hours ahead, which describes nearly every booking planned around a diary, and also an eight hour block, two therapists, a room at Schiphol or an airport hotel, a peak date, three hours or longer, and a first booking with the house.
When the afternoon gets taken as well
It happens on exactly this kind of trip: the client asks for one more hour, or the family arrives on an earlier train. Write the moment the change is certain. More than twenty-four hours ahead, nothing is kept and the deposit comes back whole. Inside the final day, while she has not yet left, half of the deposit is kept as the share of the fee already earned and half is repaid. Once she is on her way, the deposit stays, unless the hour is taken by somebody else, in which case it is repaid in full, or unless you can show the loss was smaller, in which case only the smaller share is kept. A cancellation never becomes a claim for anything more. One change of date is free on more than twenty-four hours' notice, within fourteen days. The booking page sets out the sequence, and everyone on both sides of the door is twenty-one or over.
The rate
The figure this hour is booked at
- €1801 hourAll taxes counted inside
- €3602 hoursAll taxes counted inside
- €5403 hoursAll taxes counted inside
- €1,250Overnight (8h)All taxes counted inside
A daylight hour carries the figure any other hour carries
Ask for a name, or leave it open
Who travels out
BanksJordaan, age 24
BeatriceOud-Zuid, age 26
BetsyAmsterdam Centrum, age 23
BlairDe Pijp, age 27
BritannyOud-Zuid, age 28
CassandraOud-Zuid, age 26
CharlotteOud-Zuid, age 27
CricketAmsterdam Centrum, age 22
DaisyJordaan, age 21
GraceOud-Zuid, age 24
IvyJordaan, age 23
KarinaAmsterdam Centrum, age 25
Writing in
Give the hour and the address
One message holds the day you want her, the length of the booking and the building you are standing in. A name and an arrival window come back on the same thread, and nothing else is asked of you until she knocks.
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Questions that take longer than a booking go to [email protected], which is read at a slower pace than the booking thread.