Amsterdam erotic massages, taken while it is still light
Almost everything written about this trade assumes the evening. This site assumes the opposite: a late morning that began slowly, a free afternoon in the middle of a working trip, a room that is bright and quiet while the city gets on with its day.
On the first screen, Banks of Jordaan, age 24
Why the light
An hour taken while the day is still going
A therapist comes to you, the figure is the one any other hour pays, and what is left of the day is still yours when she goes.
Nothing about the booking shifts because the sun is up. The same women take the hour, the same figure is quoted for it, and the same forty to sixty minutes stand between a confirmed booking and a knock at the door.
The booking
She travels to the room you are already in
Write once with a day, an hour and an address. What comes back is a first name and an arrival window, and from that point the afternoon asks nothing further of you.
She carries the oil, the towels and a fresh working sheet, so a room with a shower and a door that locks is the whole of what is needed. When the booked length runs out she rinses, folds the linen back into her bag, and the room is left as she found it.
The journey
Forty to sixty minutes, door to door
That is the window across central Amsterdam, counted from the moment a booking is agreed rather than from the moment you first write. A room at a Schiphol airport hotel falls outside it and is arranged on its own, once the travelling time has been settled in writing.
- Centrum
- Jordaan
- Oud-Zuid
- De Pijp
- Zuidas
- Leidseplein
- Rembrandtplein
- Dam Square
- Vondelpark
- Red Light District
- Schiphol
The rate
One figure, whatever the hour on the clock
- €1801 hourAll taxes counted inside
- €3602 hoursAll taxes counted inside
- €5403 hoursAll taxes counted inside
- €1,250Overnight (8h)All taxes counted inside
One guest, one therapistTwo therapists and couples are quoted on their own rows in every profile
The roster
Twenty-three working through the daylight hours
A first name, an age and the district she starts from are what is listed. Each one keeps her own menu and her own limits, and she states them before anything is agreed.
CharlotteOud-Zuid, age 27
CricketAmsterdam Centrum, age 22
DaisyJordaan, age 21
GraceOud-Zuid, age 24
IvyJordaan, age 23
KarinaAmsterdam Centrum, age 25
LucyAmsterdam Centrum, age 24
NadiaJordaan, age 27
NaraAmsterdam Centrum, age 23
NicoDe Pijp, age 25
OliviaOud-Zuid, age 26
RitaJordaan, age 27
RossyAmsterdam Centrum, age 24
RubyDe Pijp, age 25
SiennaOud-Zuid, age 27
SophiaJordaan, age 25
VictoriaOud-Zuid, age 28
By the hour of the day
Pages written around one slot in the afternoon
Longer reading
The guides
- Why book an erotic massage in daylight: the case for the afternoonAlmost everything written about this trade assumes the evening, and most visitors book accordingly without ever asking whether the evening is the right part of their day. This guide makes the opposite case, sets out what daylight changes, and is honest about the three things it makes harder.
- Housekeeping, the do-not-disturb sign and daytime hotel rhythmsA hotel floor at three in the morning looks after itself. A hotel floor at half past eleven has a trolley on it, a propped door two rooms along and four people with keys, and that is the single practical difference between a night booking and a daylight one.
- A day in Amsterdam with a two o'clock booking in the middleThe easiest way to see whether a daylight booking suits you is to watch one sit inside a normal day. This is a sample Wednesday in central Amsterdam with ninety minutes at two in the afternoon in the middle of it, written out hour by hour with the practical parts left in.
- Daytime or night-time: how the same booking reads at two in the afternoon and at eleven at nightOne booking, one set of figures, one arrival window, and two completely different experiences of the hours around it. This guide puts the afternoon and the late evening side by side across the eight things that actually differ, and says plainly which kind of trip each one suits.
Writing in
Give the hour and the address
One message holds the day you want her, the length of the booking and the building you are standing in. A name and an arrival window come back on the same thread, and nothing else is asked of you until she knocks.
Book on WhatsApp How a booking runs
Questions that take longer than a booking go to [email protected], which is read at a slower pace than the booking thread.